If we're going to say the laws of physics on metal in SH don't apply, how about we also go ahead and say that the metal pipe you hit things with in the game is really a licorice stick! And the bullets you use aren't metal- they're magic spitballs! And the floor in the game is only an illusion- the truth is that through the whole game, you're actually flying! Through clouds of cotton candy! On a
pony!
No, the helmet never shakes. His hands blur, but his helmet never shakes. And the little door
slides open and shut. Haven't you ever seen a metal door with one of those sliding viewing holes? You see them in movies where there's solitary confinement rooms. They use sliding metal doors in
lots of places in the real world, too- have you not encountered one before?
Oh yeah, the tongue:
With thanks to Spirit .(Hope it's ok to post it here... Just let me know if you want it off and it's gone, 'kay?)
You'll be missed. You were missed. I am missing you.